Thursday, July 14, 2011

As Noses Go

Having escaped from the rest of the face,
The nose went skipping along.
Taking delight in every place
Where it knew it didn’t belong.
©2011 Cleggo

Friday, April 1, 2011

Skin-Tight Jeans

She squeezed into those skin-tight jeans.
The ones she wore back in her teens.
Then nature calls, and just her luck,
The rackin’ frackin’ zipper stuck.
©2011 Cleggo

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Uh, dude, about that Speedo...
Not that it doesn’t look good,
It’s just... some guys can pull it off,
And the rest of us... probably should.
©2011 Cleggo

Monday, March 28, 2011


The young prince scaled the golden braid
Draped from Rapunzel’s head,
And shock of shocks, those lovely locks
Grew from her face instead. 
©2011 Cleggo

Friday, March 25, 2011


I believe paleontologists 
Made mistakes at the t-rex digs.
What they assumed were fossilized arms 
Were obviously petrified twigs.
©2011 Cleggo

Friday, March 18, 2011

Billy The Kid

Had he picked another line of work,
Say, accountant or librarian,
Billy the Kid might have become
Billy the Octogenarian. 
©2011 Cleggo