As Noses Go

Having escaped from the rest of the face,

The nose went skipping along.

Taking delight in every place

Where it knew it didn’t belong.

©2011 Cleggo

Morning Warmup

Skin-Tight Jeans

She squeezed into those skin-tight jeans.

The ones she wore back in her teens.

Then nature calls, and just her luck,

The rackin’ frackin’ zipper stuck.

©2011 Cleggo

Speedo

Uh, dude, about that Speedo...

Not that it doesn’t look good,

It’s just... some guys can pull it off,

And the rest of us... probably should.

©2011 Cleggo

Rapunzel

The young prince scaled the golden braid

Draped from Rapunzel’s head,

And shock of shocks, those lovely locks

Grew from her face instead. 

©2011 Cleggo

T-Rex

I believe paleontologists 

Made mistakes at the t-rex digs.

What they assumed were fossilized arms 

Were obviously petrified twigs.

©2011 Cleggo

Billy The Kid

Had he picked another line of work,

Say, accountant or librarian,

Billy the Kid might have become

Billy the Octogenarian. 

©2011 Cleggo