Speedo

Uh, dude, about that Speedo...

Not that it doesn’t look good,

It’s just... some guys can pull it off,

And the rest of us... probably should.

©2011 Cleggo

Rapunzel

The young prince scaled the golden braid

Draped from Rapunzel’s head,

And shock of shocks, those lovely locks

Grew from her face instead. 

©2011 Cleggo

T-Rex

I believe paleontologists 

Made mistakes at the t-rex digs.

What they assumed were fossilized arms 

Were obviously petrified twigs.

©2011 Cleggo

Billy The Kid

Had he picked another line of work,

Say, accountant or librarian,

Billy the Kid might have become

Billy the Octogenarian. 

©2011 Cleggo

Hill O'Billy

They stowed away on Irish ships

Drinkin’ pints and gettin’ lucky.

And now, there's hillbilly leprechauns 

From North Georgia to Kentucky.

©2011 Cleggo

The Golden Rule

The Golden Rule is wonderful,

Although a tad simplistic. 

It fails to take into account

The sadomasochistic.

©2011 Cleggo

Comb On Over

He combed across his bald head

Every day without exception,

And soon became a master 

In the art of self-deception. 

©2011 Cleggo